you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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