I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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