found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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