I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
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Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
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Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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