I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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