I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
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We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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