Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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