she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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