Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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