do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
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If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
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Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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