this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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