so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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