You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
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For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
My vagina just recognized that song.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
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