Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
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Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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