just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
21 Millennials Confess The Most Awkward Way Someone Has Tried Hitting On Them
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
25 People Confess The Most Ignorant Thing Someone Has Ever Said To Them
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.