scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
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I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
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Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!