I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
