Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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