so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
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I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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