How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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