hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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