yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
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there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
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He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".