Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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