Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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