what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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