I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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