So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
