This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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