bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
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I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
You don't make any sense
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