Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i just google imaged poop.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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