If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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