He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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