Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
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I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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