quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
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I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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