tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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