I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
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The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.