..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
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She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
what the fuck happened to the tacos
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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