Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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