is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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