thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I just want nice things and good sex
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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