bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
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He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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