at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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