i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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