I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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