Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
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We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Two words: blizzard sex
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
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If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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