Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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