At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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