Where did you get a picture of my penis
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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