Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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