I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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