Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
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Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
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He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He has the fingertips of a God
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