Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
His hands were made for my vagina.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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