i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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