That's intense
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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